Sunday, January 26, 2014

Ringing Cosmic Doorbells

In a monotheistic worldview, there is only one god. Despite that perspective, we say, “my god.” It is a much more loaded phrase than “our god.” It infers that there may be a “your god” that is not “my god.”

Well, that won’t do. Human nature is not kind when presented with choices. We don’t simply select. We justify to prove the superiority of our selection. In this case, it begins with a subtle distinction. We say “my God,” but “your god.”

So calling “my God” now sets the stage for a cosmic challenge in which my obviously superior god will best yours in any contest declared. If we are children of the god(s), it calls out our parents to defend their titles. Since we’re kids, we can reasonably assume it calls them out to do it right now. Any self-respecting god must show up.

From a deity's perspective, I imagine this expectation is burden enough when simply verbalized. There is an immediacy and vibrancy to the spoken word. Certain religious texts inform us that the spoken world is what got this present reality rolling in the first place. But there are other ways to communicate. What about when we write it down? Or when we type it? Can you see where this is going?

Enter the phrase known in the phonetic alphabet as Oscar Mike Golf. By reducing the phrase “O, My God” to three simple letters, we’ve set ourselves up. Beware what you type. When God or god becomes “G” or “g,” we easily forget who or what we are addressing. But we still call. We ring the doorbell. We’re not pranking. It’s more like operating in a fog. We press the button, then we walk away with no expectation that there will be an answer. We don’t even remember asking for one. Despite that, the next time we beckon, we fully expect the Deity of Our Persuasion to respond with alacrity. The phonetic alphabet for that call is Whisky Oscar Lima Foxtrot.


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